Guaranteed to help you drop those last pesky pounds that the amoeba/malaria/worms didn’t quite get!
Wait for Senelec to provide a nice, long power cut. Preferably ten hours or more. Oh good – here’s one now…
Begin sweating from lack of AC and/or fans.
Drink some water.
Use your core muscles to turn yourself away from opening the fridge or freezer in order to preserve your food during the power cut.
Chug some more water.
Fan yourself with a magazine to cool off. No, not like a girly girl. Put some muscle into it!
Pace the kitchen trying to find something to eat that does not require opening the fridge or freezer or using the microwave.
Give up and just chug some more water.
Throw yourself on the bed (or floor) repeatedly as you moan and gripe about hot season and why on earth the improvements to Senegal’s electricity coming from the $85 million World Bank loan haven’t kicked in yet.
Jump up and down with joy when the power finally comes back on!!