Cupcakes eaten in the dark during a power cut have no calories.
The brighter the colors and the bolder the print, the better the pants.
There is no such thing as too much piment in the sauce. (That which does not kill us… tastes amazing.)
There is no hair day so bad that a headwrap can’t fix it.
The water can be cut or the power can be cut, but not both at the same time. However, should this occur, I get a voucher for a beach day.
Frozen mango slices make everything better.