I’m saying…

“Just think how much money we’re saving by not using the hot water heater for showers!”

“I’ve embraced a makeup-free lifestyle.”

“Pumpking spice latte? No, thank you. I’d rather suck on these ice cubes.”

“My hair looks so interesting in 94% humidity.”

“Such perfect weather for watching bread dough rise.”

“What beautiful condensation drops covering my glass and pooling on the coaster.”

“Why yes, I will have another mango popsicle.”

“Red-faced and sweaty is the new black.”

“Would you look at that? The thermometer has risen to the challenge of registering higher than yesterday!”